Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, super hot
chic in his office... but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he just went over to her and said,
"I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him coldly, and said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend over and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Tell him $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girl friends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
chic in his office... but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he just went over to her and said,
"I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him coldly, and said, "NO!"
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you
bend over and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her
boyfriend... so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Tell him $200, and pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down." She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girl friends call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks
what happened...?
Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The bastard had all
quarters!"
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